Sunday, April 12, 2020

The Problem with Prophecy...


Introducing Ferpy and Roth.

Going to channel my inner second grader and have fun coloring the originals of these.
(Should anyone be interested: Ferp is Granny-Smith Apple Green.)


For some reason, I have a feeling these guys may show up again...

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Lost in Translation

"I know you're in a rush. Your job is next, just as soon as the boss returns from his walk."

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

20/20 Hindsight

"Yes... In hindsight, I can see that alphabetical accommodations was a poor choice."

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Time To Get Back To Living

"Let them stay locked away! Time for the rest of us to get back to living!"

Thursday, April 2, 2020

A Modest Proposal


"These are unprecedented times! Uncharted waters. That's why I propose we provide free flood insurance to our constituents so we can all weather this storm!"

"Counter-proposal...  Let's discuss this further - over lunch."

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

They'll Be Sorry...

"They'll be sorry they self-isolated. Imagine what would happen to the economy if everyone listened to Noah!"

Monday, March 30, 2020

Sir, You're a Ratings Hit!

"Sir, you're a ratings hit. Waters are continuing to rise. And the audience is expanding."

Sunday, March 29, 2020

Why There Are No Unicorns

"I know you had a reservation, but there's been a slight change in plans."