Tuesday, April 7, 2020

20/20 Hindsight

"Yes... In hindsight, I can see that alphabetical accommodations was a poor choice."

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Time To Get Back To Living

"Let them stay locked away! Time for the rest of us to get back to living!"

Thursday, April 2, 2020

A Modest Proposal


"These are unprecedented times! Uncharted waters. That's why I propose we provide free flood insurance to our constituents so we can all weather this storm!"

"Counter-proposal...  Let's discuss this further - over lunch."

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

They'll Be Sorry...

"They'll be sorry they self-isolated. Imagine what would happen to the economy if everyone listened to Noah!"